The Queen’s has given her right-hand woman and confidante Angela Kelly permission to write an unprecedented access-all-areas book.

Great! We can look forward to lots of fascinating photos of the vivacious monarch!

Let’s not talk about pedos in Buckinham Palace, the long, long history of royals who are pedos or all those missing kids or that tunnel under Buckingham Palace to the pervert favorite watering hole, the Tramp Club.